Unitarian Universalist: [begins game] I don't think my car is a hybrid. This isn't environmentally responsible living.
Friend: It's okay. It's just a game.
UU: [reaches "Get Married"] Well, what if I'm against the institution of marriage and don't need one to affirm my commitment to my partner?
Friend: Please shut up and take your husband.
UU: That's a bit heteronormative, don't you think? What if I want a wife?
Friend: FINE TAKE A WIFE.
UU: [lands on "Have baby boy"]
Friend: [takes out a blue character]
UU: Are we just supposed to assume that blue means boy and pink means girl? I refuse. I want my baby boy to be pink.
Friend: Whatever, have a pink boy.
UU: But maybe my baby doesn't identify as male at all. I mean, gender is actually just a social construct--
Friend: We're never playing LIFE again.